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Ho! Ho! No! 13 Creepy Pop Culture Santas — GALLERY

By Alicia Lutes, Hollywood.com Staff

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout I'm telling you why...because otherwise creepy santa is going to haunt your nightmares. Santa Claus is coming...to make you uncomfortable and possibly kill you! That's right, even the one beacon of childhood innocence and pure joy can be tarnished and turned into a f**kwad of a human or rapturous murderer. Welcome to Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen!

Santa Claus isn't always the kindly old man with a serious cookie addiction and a need to gift children with joy and the spirit of the holidays each 25th of December. Sometimes, our treasured beacon of yuletide joy is packaged in the body of a professional wrestler, or a martian-fighting peacekeeper, or just an alcoholic perv. That's right, santas come in all shapes and sizes — and they don't care if you like it or not. He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good, so be good or else get a creepy sexual spanking from a grisled old man? (I know, this whole thing is just the worst.)

In the end, there's a whole lot of ways to make dear old Saint Nick a total creeper: and thankfully, movies, television, and the Internet have ensured that the well of awkward santas may never dry up. Being as into this demented version of holiday cheer as we are, Hollywood.com has culled together a list of our favoritet creepy, awkward, murderous, evil santas just for you. Call it goodwill towards man, or whatever. Ho ho ho.

Ho! Ho! No! 13 Creepy Pop Culture Santas: A Gallery: Click Here!

[Photo Credit: Cabin Fever Entertainment]

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