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Kemper Suicide

by Basement Jake

http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Kemper


BANDS:

  1. Hank Williams Sr.
  2. Ella Fitzgerald
  3. Peggy Lee
  4. Bad Religion
  5. The MIsfits
  6. Violent Femmes
  7. Smashing Pumpkins
  8. Cake

FILMS:

  1. Star Wars
  2. The Fifth Element
  3. How to Train Your Dragon
  4. The Searchers
  5. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
  6. Clash of the Titans (1981)
  7. Blade Runner
  8. Walk The Line
  9. LOTR Trilogy

BOOKS:

  1. I Am Legend
  2. What Dreams May Come
  3. The Devils Teeth
  4. The Stand
  5. Greek Mythology
  6. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

ARTISTS:

  1. Eric Canete
  2. Axel13
  3. Natalie C
  4. NoahN
  5. AnnLe

INTO: Carcharodon carcharias, puppies, central air, fiction, privacy, Adobe creative suite, in-depth discussions about fictional topics, graphic design, typography, grammar.

NOT INTO: Indoor pools, jar jar binks, lack of personal space, banana/pineapple/coconut, rude/arrogant/pushy people, ugly typography, shitty web design, 3D, spicy stuffs.

MAKES ME HAPPY: My dogs, breakfast, happy hour, sleeping in, mexican food, margaritas.

MAKES ME SAD: Strays and finning.

5 THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT:Vibrator, car, contacts, chapstick, pupsnugs

VICES: procrastinating, masturbating, procrasturbating & I'm a total creeper.

THOUGHTS ON SG: I love it

I SPEND MOST OF MY FREE TIME:Searching for the mythical clitoris.

AGE:25 (Jan 14, 1988)

LOCATION: California, USA

HOMETOWN: Orange County

MY FACEBOOK

STATS: 5'2"/ 35-23-35/ 100 lbs/ red hair/ green eyes

BODY MODS: tattoos, implants

HEROES: Wonder Woman

GETS ME HOT: Grammar and punctuation. And guys who look like Thor.

FAVORITE POSITION: Sniper

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: It'll be in the last place I look.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship