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Scott Zolak's call of Tom Brady's game winner on Sunday was EPIC.

by Jon Henseler

I don't know who heard this on Monday and who didn't but I just found out about it this morning and to say it was life changing is an understatement. It's like the first time I heard 'Stairway to Heaven' or the first time I ate pizza with cheese in the crust. You just know life isn't going to be the same anymore. And that's the case with this call by Zolak. Just pure magic from beginning to end. I bet Al Michaels listened to this and wishes he could go back in time and use it for USA versus Russia instead of 'Do you believe in miracles, yes!' THAT'S YOUR QUARTERBACK! UNICORNS! SHOW PONIES! WHERE'S THE BEEF! And yes you absolutely have to type it like that. Zolak had his caps lock firmly lit. The only thing that could have made this better is if Gus Johnson was the play by play guy but I don't think God would let that happen. It's like a hurricane named Ditka. God would not let two such forces combine.

PS: If you don't think I'm busting this out on Friday when I call high school football you are outside of your mind. My only concern is I'm so amped to use it I might blow it on like a 2 yard gain in the first quarter. That and I hope I don't screw up the order. I feel like Walter Matthau's character in Grumpier Old Men when he's on a date with Sophia Loren. I didn't say it right!