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What is this...I don't even...gah...
Just watch and see for yourself.
Damn, Arsenio Hall. What did we ever do to you to deserve that mess?
*In addition to having achy breaky ears after listening to that mess of a song, "Scary" Terry Stevens is a radio host for Midwest Communications. You can Book Face with him here.