*ahem*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough*

Now that that's done, let me explain exactly how this is gonna work out:

1. Mark and Taylor will be happy.

2. Taylor will ask Mark to make music with her.

3. The song will ber a pop smash.

4. Mark will get bitchslapped with hipster backlash on Pitchfork and indie blogs worldwide.

5. Mark will feel unfomfortable, break up with Taylor.

6. Taylor will be crushed, write song about Mark and perform it on the same award show he will later perform and present an award on.

7. When Mark is presenting the dickly cameramen will do a split screen of both Kanye and Taylor. Kanye will do nothing as he's learned his lesson after I'maletyoufinishgate. Taylor will look like a sad panda.

8. Mark's sophomore effort will struggle while Taylor continues to rake in millions on her heartbreak soundtracks.

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