"Depending on whether you believe we've been around for billions, millions, or thousands of years it don't matter because in all this time we STILL haven't figured this man/woman thang out worth a damn."
Honesty. It's the very thing we all want in relationships, but won't give each other until we've figured out whether the other person is being honest with us first.
See how messed up that is?
Kinda sad that this hilarious take on an honest first date is also kinda refreshing. (NSFW for language)