Crime is stupid because it's always hurting someone. But sometimes it's funny as hell. Like this.
The woman, while with two other people, quickly snatches a 24-pack of Guinness off a shelf and stuffs it up her billowy skirt.
The trick here isn't the taking of the beer. It's the casual walk through the store. Without alluding to the fact that you have about 35 lbs. of beer between your legs.
Someone somewhere else made of point of saying that this woman, undoubtedly, went through many a Thighmaster to pull this off.