These guys seem to position themselves as the ultimate sport. Nope. Wrong. This is stupid.

Imagine hockey, but instead of sticks they used katana swords? It's cool though, they'd wear suits of armor to protect themselves. Highlights? The sparks when the swords hit the armor and just watching them try to stand back up on their skates.

How about baseball, but instead of bats, use muskets to hit the ball?! A special button would be on the side of barrel and when struck by a pitch mid-swing, it would fire a hard paintball-like pellet in any direction. Most likely in the stands.

No worries. Again, padding would be the difference between an accident and a death.

Wait...these are cool ideas here. Maybe ultimate tazer ball ain't so bad after all. C'mon Disney! Make it happen!

**VIDEO NOTE*
The original video was taken down (DAMMIT DISNEY!!!!) so I had to get this video with this annoying-ass announcer. Doggone copyright infringement law...

 CLICK HERE TO WATCH A VIDEO OF A BLONDE THAT DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT MPH STANDS FOR!