Pat Robertson. Sometimes the things he says have me blackflipping in outrage. Other times I realize I'm dealing with a man who's reasoning may not be so effective.
But when posed as to whether oral sex was ok between a married couple, he said the most logical thing available:
"To you, a sin is sin."
So if you think it's alright between you and your wife, you're all good. According to him.
But the comments are where you find some of the most ridiculous forms of comedy. Woodylittle got 49 'thumbs up''s for this comment:
'Sorry, Christian ladies. The "but it's a dirty sin!" excuse is no longer acceptable.
Get down on your knees and get to work in the name of Jesus Christ Our Lord, Amen.'