This is the best picture of the Pokemon franchise I could obtain legally. And it has little to do with the story. Thank you Wikimedia Commons!

Ruben Puig is an awesome Pokemon competitor. He's so awesome he's won the Masters Division of the UK Video Game Championship two years in a row (I guess the pic is relevant! Hell yeah!).

But technically, he didn't really win it this year, his second. He's been stripped of the title due to some pre-competition hotel shenanigans.

The soon-to-be-repeat-champion and some friends decided to leave fecal matter in the hallway of their hotel. So they ignored their in-room bathrooms, walked into the hall, and did the dirty dirty.

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