1)

As hot as this picture is, it really doesn't make any sense.

2)

Looks good.

3)

It would be pretty funny if that banister gave out.  Tragic....but funny.

4)

This is a picture of four ninjas.  Only one of them is any good.

5)

She's trying to take her own pulse.  Two fingers dear.  Two fingers.

6)

I like the way they contrasted the white of the background with the black of her outfit.  Also her cans are pretty awesome.

7)

Give dat ass a rest.  It's been workin' hard!