1)

NOOOO WAIT!  THE SEAT IS STILL DOWN!!

2)

Check out this art I keep on my bed"

3)

Looks like she is getting ready to cut that glass (to paraphrase a cliche' eupemism...if ya know what I mean)

4)

Not regulation.

5)

I could caption this with soooo many things that would make women hate me....more

6)

The first day of summer is only 153 days away!