1)

It looks like she is pretending to golf...badly.

2)

After the black and white photo, I thought you might enjoy this, more vibrant, selection.

3)

Glasses.  They don't always make you look smart

4)

I like to imagine that this is the chick who lives in the apartment next door to me and she sits like this listening to me play video games all night and longing for me to talk to her.

5)

The chick with the smaller rack should not have posed in profile....you know...because of the small rack.

6)

What do you get when you cross a stripper with unicorn vomit?

7)

"I like your hat"...is the lie I would tell this girl if I ever ran into her at the bar.