1)

Oh.  Hello.  I didn't see you there.  I was just standing in front of this window.  Topless. For no particular reason.

2)

Sort of makes you wanna illegally traffic cocaine or something doesn't it?

3)

After I finish posting this I am heading straight to the gym.  Why is not important.

4)

Spinning Bird Kick!

5)

Ahoy!

6)

How sophisticated

7)

Little too much slack in that line.