1)

using two hands for a self photo?  Pfft!  Amatuer.

2)

Sitting on a motorcycle really bums her out.

3)

On my way, Satan!

4)

There is a GIANT mirror right behind you!  But if you would rather use that tiny one.....whatever.

5)

Many people don't know this about Spiderman, but he was able to leap a kitchen chair in a single bound.

6)

Not a very good hiding spot

7)

Tell that douchebag friend of yours who pops his collar that it was made popular by princesses.