1)

This is an artists idea of what Lindsay Lohan would look like if you could suck all the crack out of her body.  (author's note: Not true.  I just wanted to write a sentence that included the words suck and crack)

2)

You see that strange reflection in her eyes?  I think that's the evil trying to escape.

3)

Even she's lookin'

4)

Edru was never like this when I went.

5)

Odd place for a fur rug.

6)

You would have to use a super cool pick up line to bag this chick.  Something like "Hey baby.  My bone is solid adamantium."

7)

I like these new military uniforms