1)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I don't get it.

2)

HAHAHAHAHAHA....pants

3)

Hi.  Fix your hair

4)

You're using it wrong

5)

I remember those chairs.  They sucked

6)

What the hell is the other one doing?  (you know which one is the "other one" Don't pretend you don't)

7)

She looks sort of....dead.  But I think it's safe to say she didn't die of scurvy.  (That's a vitamin C joke folks)