1)

This is actually dangerous.  A number of people end up in the emergency room each year because the glass will break and cut your ass.

2)

Can't tell if it's snowing or if this is some kind of nuclear fallout

3)

No!  Bad!  Down!

4)

Das es goot.  ya?

5)

It worked!  Her hair is dry!

6)

Hmm, the fan needs to be re-angled or something

7)

If you are just sitting around and water starts shooting out of your hair...see a doctor.

8)

I don't know what's in there...but it won't take it long to get out.