1)

I started to type the ol' "her biggest fan joke" and thought better of it.

2)

That's what she said

3)

Nope.  Not how you wear those

4)

She's sleepwalking.  Shhhhh

5)

What's that red thing on the floor?  ipod case?

6)

I don't think you will have much luck trying to hail a bus

7)

"Lay on the floor and take a picture of my ass!  DO IT!"