1)

Why buy underwear that hides your great (and I'm SURE very meaningful) tattoo?

2)

So it's not Christmas....so what?

3)

So it's not Cinco De Mayo....So what?

4)

Her neck must really itch or something

5)

Kate Upton does not know how a chair works OR how to tie her own shoes...but nobody cares

6)

I always thought it was dumb that girls have two sets of ears in these outfits.  They should duct tape the real ones down or something.

7)

Polka Hot!  (See what I did there?)