1)

This looks just like my house.  Excpet for the carpet....and the walls.....and the stairs.

2)

You're doing it wrong

3)

Her hair is crying :(

4)

She just wanted to show off the fact that she can read

5)

Diets over

6)

"Hey!  Stand in front of that Chase Bank so I can get your picture"

7)

She REEEEAAALY likes trucks

8)

I need to get back to the gym