1)

Looks cold there.

2)

Wearing pants while listening to music is just stupid.

3)

Your mom

4)

Pals always help each other out.

5)

That poor little button.

6)

Quick!  Take her keys!

7)

All the 19th century vampires called.  They want their wallpaper back.

8)

Sleeping?  Happy?  Dead?  Who knows?