1)

I like shorts high and gas prices low

2)

Don't know what's going on here.....but I like it.

3)

Who sleeps in thigh high socks?

4)

Try the philly cheese steak.  It's actually really good.

5)

So....much....inuendo!

6)

That dude is about to run her down in his Coolermobile!

7)

This space was reserved for a picture of a hot chick driving a zamboni.  Sadly I could not find one.  The internet let me down.  :(