1)

Meet Lightning Mcqueen's pervert cousin Hot Dog

2)

The beday was broken

3)

Remember that scene from Ghostbusters II where the tub started filling up with pink slime?  This is just like that....but blue.

4)

This is to celebrate that we are someplace between The 4th of July and Christmas.

5)

I like Tony Stark, but I was against the Super Hero registration act, so I'd have to go with the other guy.

6)

Looks like somebody wrote all over her while she was sleeping.

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