1)

Minimalism

2)

Birds, fairies and flowers are played out as ink goes.  How bout a picture of the pope break dancing?

3)

Those are some radical bracelets you've got there.

4)

Sure she's an evil vampire.  But you can totally see down her top.

5)

I'm thinking they should have posed her next to a rock that looked less like an elephant dump.

6)

And I only sleep with whores!  This is gonna work out perfect!

7)

That thing on your wrist would look great in the pawn shop window....you know, after I steal it and pawn it while you're sleeping.