1)

If a girl dressed like Bane asks you to go home with her, DON'T!  You'll thank me later.

2)

I always prefered the back drops that looked like Neon Lasers and shit.  

3)

Let's hang out under the pier.  You know, where the bums pee at night.  It's super sexy there.

4)

It's getting cold.  Better put on a scarf.

5)

Somebody learned how to download instagram!  Fancy!

6)

Sort of looks like she is hanging out on the set of Teletubbies.  (That's right!  I've seen it)

7)

Hard to say if she is particulary hot or not.  But she is mowing the lawn.  I hate mowing the lawn.  That makes her a catch.