1)

I would have come up with some witty "Golden Globes" joke here, but they are over done.

2)

The most interesting part of this photo is that none of the dudes really seem to be paying attention.

3)

This would be a great way to hold your phone....if you talked from your eye.

4)

Impressive.  Although I don't want to be involved in the scenario were this talent would come in handy.

5)

This is about the top end of what you can expect the girl playing Black Ops II to look like.

6)

"Like"

7)

I met a chick who looked just like this the other day.  She did NOT like me.