1)

Something very good or very bad is about to happen.

2)

I like to spend Thanksgiving by remebering what a bunch of murdering jackholes the pilgrims were.

3)

Worst...Cook...Ever

4)

She's hiding....badly

5)

Yeah...that's it.  Kayak for daddy.

6)

Skully

7)

Could sombody please tell Ms. Fow to keep her filthy "Toe Thumbs" of the counter?