1)

She looks very concerned

2)

One more assist and she'll be able to call in a UAV!

3)

I'm glad chicks are dumb enough to ski this way.  It makes the world a better place.

4)

I got nuthin'.  Something about a window I guess.

5)

She could be missing an eye.  Would that make her hotter?

6)

What's going on in the belly button area?  Can you unzip her?

7)

Flannel never goes out of style.