1)

Now pretend you're holding up the wall.  Good....good

2)

I don't think the "holding your collar like you're in a glamour shot" was required

3)

This chick looks familiar.  Can't place it though

4)

Fun Fact:  Girls with smokin bodies who crop their heads out of photos tend to have a face like Carrot Top

5)

Move along

6)

What a very interesting thing that must be just off to the left.

7)

Trippy