1)

I'm predicting she smells unpleasant,

2)

yup

3)

She looks sort of disgusted by you.  What are you doing?

4)

I voted for pizza once.  I was really bummed when it didn't win that supreme court seat.

5)

Surprisingly, the first thing I noticed was her eyes.  There must be something wrong with me,

6)

This happens every time she gets in the car.  The seat back just can't support that kind of weight.

7)

Hmmm.  That doesn't really match

8)

AMAZING!  She reads books!