1)

One of the better mugshots I've seen

2)

It's going to cool off when the sun goes down.  Good thing she brought a sweater

3)

The place with the most sharp rocks is always the best swimmin' spot.

4)

I think it would be a good joke to turn on a large fan blowing in the other direction.

5)

That's not a knife.

6)

Ultra glitter super model party!  Hooray!

7)

Not invited to the party