1)

Look Familiar?  I have used pics of this chick before.  She seems to be a favorite.

2)

Yes.  Just, Yes.

3)

Do a 180 Stalefish!  With a Mctwist!

4)

I don't like the look on her face.  It gives me the impression that I am about to find out she just did something very unsexy.

5)

Odds are this chick is a nerd.  Which is cool.

6)

But can she do it when it counts?

7)

I used to have a couch just like this one.  True story.

8)

Hey.  I like your.....watch.