1)

Alomst like an elf or sumthin'

2)

The Devil has a camera phone.

3)

Sure.  This chick may have fangs...

4)

...but this one has guts.

5)

Pandas are the most racially harmonious animals.  Why?  Because they are Black, White, AND Asian.

6)

Interesting couch

7)

Need a healer?  Teach your girlfriend to play

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The End