1)

I'm sure this will all end fine

2)

Why is she straining so hard?  It's light beer

3)

"Hot Asian girls gently towling the right side of their face 4 U" is a great site.

4)

"Hmmm.  It's a good picture but something is missing.....I KNOW!  Hold this plate!"

5)

Always match your outfit to the room you will be lounging in.  It's good manners.

6)

This is a good way to wash a car....

7)

.....but this is a better way