1)

Don't act surprised.  That bear claims you asked for it.

2)

That looks.......comfortable?

3)

Power Puff Girls FTW

4)

Golf is Good

5)

Holy sweet sweet ass Batman!

6)

You're doing it wrong.

7)

Mojo said he thought this chick was a hooker.  He's probably right......but I'm down with the sweaty look......

8)

That's why "A Time to Kill" is so great.  It is literally the sweatiest movie EVER!

9)

Ever heard of a Rube Goldberg machine? (This caption is a science joke)