1)

This is how George Lucas should have done the new Star Wars Movies.  Screw Jar Jar

2)

This is her stool sample

3)

What do women do in public restrooms?  The same stupid shit they do at home I guess.

4)

She Loves Lamp

5)

Oh.  Hi there. 

6)

USE YOUR STAR POWER!!!  YOU"LL NEVER GET 5 STARS ON BARK AT THE MOON!  YOU"RE SO USELESS!

7)

What if I told you this was a dudes ass?  It's not.  But what if I had told you that.

8)

She farted.