1)

I'm glad chair technology has improved since then.

2)

How about a giant picture of a blonde chick?

3)

Wolf:1 This Chick:0

4)

Usually the people in ocean pictures are facing AWAY from the ocean.  I just realized that now.

5)

So.  How did your knees get all dirty?

6)

Twins are great.  If one stays Hot and sexy, the other one will feel a compulsive need to do the same.  You never see a skinny twin and a fat twin.

7)

I guess this is Eve after she ran the snake over with a steam roller.

8)

Cheap knock off

9)

NO!!!  YOU SLEEP HERE!  THIS IS YOUR BED NOW!