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I wonder if this was an "Emperor's New Clothes" type situation.

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I like the spotted ones

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This is what March in Michigan looks like.

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I've seen a few of this chicks "cough, cough" films, if you know what i'm saying.  She does porn if you don't know what I'm saying.

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Service!

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?????????????

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I searched "dirty pirate hooker" and this came up............

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.........so did this.

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Nice ink, but I'm affraid we are going to have to pull those apart so I can see all of it.