1)

How often do you see hot chicks just laying in the grass with no blanket?  Not often.

2)

No matter how busy this bar/restaurant is, this chick will always get a table.

3)

This camo sucks.  I can still see her.

4)

Are you you the droid she's looking for?

5)

Here is a giant picture of Katie Perry in a hat.

6)

5 minutes later Lennox Lewis beat her senseless.  I lost 50 bucks on that fight.

7)

Drunk chicks sure do sweat a lot.

8)

YES!