1)

Wow, her picture is going to be a great close up of dirt.

2)

Girl Posing for Pin Up poster.  Today?  She is your Grandma.....or dead.

3)

Today is your lucky day!  My hands are made of aloe!

4)

So.  You come here oft.......OH MY GOD YOU'RE MELTING!  AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!

5)

Is this porn?

6)

Black and white.  This is art I guess.  If the picture of the cow chick were in black and white it would be hanging in the Louvre.

7)

Wait is she...how can....where in the?

8)

Back atcha.

9)

5 bucks says she gets it stuck in her hair.