1)

Not goin' anywhere for a while?

2)

I set this chick trap last night and when I woke up this morning found out it worked!

3)

What the hell sport is this?  Where do I buy tickets?  I don't care what they cost.

4)

Are those cherries?  Who is she waiting for?  Pac-Man?

5)

Have I done this one before?  I don't remember.  I guess it's worth repeating if I have.

6)

Ten WHOLE pounds??!!  Remind me not to mess with her.

7)

Dude in the back.

8)

I hope whoever left her in the car cracked the window and left a bowl of water.

9)

I think you can cool it with the sit-ups.