I maintain that most women LIKE sexism.  That statement makes me an immediate enemy of most women, but in reality I consider myself a feminist.  I WANT women to be equal.  But to be truly equal they have to give up the good stuff.  You can't have it both ways.  Here are some examples.

1) Guy Gives a Girl His Coat:  Ladies.  Have you ever given your jacket to a man with a t-shirt on if it's cold outside?  No?  Then you like sexism.

No, No.  I'm fine.  Really.

2) A Woman Leaves Her Wallet at Home When She Goes To The Bar:  No pockets?  No problem.  Just get some sorry SOB with no chance to buy you drinks.  That's what you wore that dress with no pockets for anyway, right?

This one applies to everyone.  EVERYONE!

3) Doors:  This one is obvious.  You can't smash through a glass ceiling if you can't even open a door by yourself.

Fun Fact: I did an image search for "Woman Opens Door" and this came up.

4) Traffic Tickets:  Ever see a guy get out of a traffic ticket?  That's because it does not happen.  If a man cries and says something like "I'm soooo sorry officer.  This has neeeever happened before." he is more likely to get taken to jail than to get out of the ticket.

What stop sign?

5) First Date Dinner:  A few women will make the arquement that they HAVE paid on a first date.  While I'm sure this is true, even they have to admit that it is not the standard.

Oh, it's a text from Greg.  It says "Remember when I got up to use the restroom?  Well, I left. lol ;)"

6) Pull The Car Around:  Oh.  It's raining?  Tough @#$%!  How about YOU go get the car while your husband waits in the entryway of Chili's.

Hurry honey.  My left over chicken crispers are getting cold.

7) Couch In The Womens Room:  Either we get one, or you lose yours.  That's right.  We know it's in there.  I guess you'll just have to stand while you cry to your friend Cindy about how the guy you liked is hitting on another chick.

Any woman who has ever complained of sexism has taken advantage of AT LEAST one of these things.  I actually hope that it flips the other way and women get all the power.  Then I will never pay for another drink at the bar and I will be able to sleep my way to the top because all my bosses will be women.

-Parker