1)

That's right!  You look at ME!  I am WAY more interesting than some sucky ocean!

2)

I see what you did there.

3)

Fun fact:  These are the exact same model of headphones that I use on the air everyday.  Not so Fun Fact: This is actually very bad for them and will cause them to break.

4)

Do huge boobs make this chick more attractive than she would otherwise be?  Yeah.  Do they make her hot?  Meh.

5)

In case of balance emergency: lean against tree.

6)

Can you hold these for a second?  Thanks.

7)

You like that?

8)

This last one just makes me hungry.