1)

Sometimes I wonder why they even put buttons on these shirts.

2)

This chick looks annoyed to be having her picture taken.  It also looks like she is the one taking it.  Me confused.

3)

Who invited the chick on the right?

4)

Whatcha' doin? 

5)

Pick up your @#$%ing sweater!  What am I?  The maid?

6)

Her shirt is either a picture of Bill Murray, or Sloth from "The Goonies".

7)

We used to work with a guy whos daughter looked like this chick.

8)

I guess none of them are Canadian