1)

Do you miss summer time yet?

2)

I still prefer summer.  Sorry winter babe.

3)

Shhhhh!  Don't tell her that's my chew spitoon.

4)

You're sort of like a leopard........cool.

5)

A smart phone???!!!  I can't even afford sheets and you want me to buy a smart phone?!!

6)

What are you?  A 1970's elf or something?  Nevermind, I don't care.

7)

Hmmmm.  Kinda....damp, arn't ya?

8)

This is not how I do laundry.  I guess I've been doing it wrong.

9)

Yet another costume I don't get.  As long as it looks slutty I suppose it does not really matter.