1)

Snow makes me angry.  This makes me happy.

2)

I believe the word you're looking for is "Daaaaaaamn!"

3)

I feel ya dude.

4)

Jared wants some.

5)

Sure this picture is funny....but isn't the real question "Why does she have a Tron poster in her room?"

6)

Don't look at me like that.  It slipped.

7)

I will be reading this guys book. "How to dress like a bird and nail chicks"

8)

Bras......ditch em.