1)

Wilma and Betty?

2)

I bet she has no clue what any of the stuff she is wearing is.

3)

On the count of three everybody say what the best part of Howard The Duck was. 1..2..3..LEA THOMPSON'S ASS!

4)

This is sort of like those paintings that seem to be watching you no matter where you move.

5)

I used to think Megan Fox was hot.  Until.....

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....I saw the first pics of her hideous mutant toe thumbs.

7)

Lansing could use a good COED sauna.  Am I right?

8)

If this chick looks familiar to you, then I would like to remind you to clear your browser history before your wife gets home.

9)

Question:  What is the worst thing about wet t-shirt contests?  Answer:  The T-shirts.  Who needs 'em?