1)

This chick is high maintenance.  How do I know?  Her nail polish perfectly matches her swim suit.

2)

I get mad at camo that I can still see.

3)

Laying in the middle of a field.  Alone.  Not even another person to take the picture.  Sad?

4)

Don't mind me.  I'm just going to stand on this table as you disrobe.

5)

"Random Phallic Joke Goes Here"

6)

Something about this picture is sort of creepy.

7)

Skates:  They don't work on grass.  This picture is invalid.

8)

Don't do it!  You'll get fat and nobody will love you!

9)

People with the best view?  Midgets and children.

10)

Duck Season.

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