1)

Furniture?  Who needs it?

2)

Surfing porn.

3)

This chicks legs are pulling a Marty Mcfly

4)

Her abs scare the hell out of me.

5)

Finally!  A chick that knows the proper angle for a self picture.

6)

Lotta wood in this picture.  Lotta wood.

7)

I bet whoever took this picture stole their camera.

8)

Always check before you take it home.  It could be a dude.